In Computer Heaven:

The management is from Intel,
The design and construction is done by Apple,
The marketing is done by Microsoft,
IBM provides the support,
Gateway determines the pricing.

In Computer Hell:
The management is from Apple,
Microsoft does design and construction,
IBM handles the marketing,
The support is from Gateway,
Intel sets the price.

General Motors doesn't have a "help line" for people who don't know how to drive, because people don't buy cars like they buy computers -- but imagine if they did....

Call No. 1

HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened!"

HELPLINE: "Did you put the key in the ignition slot and turn it?"

CUSTOMER: "What's an ignition?"

HELPLINE: "It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery and turns over the engine."

CUSTOMER: "Ignition? Motor? Battery? Engine? How come I have to know all of these technical terms just to use my car?"

Call No. 2

HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere!"

HELPLINE: "Is the gas tank empty?"

CUSTOMER: "Huh? How do I know?"

HELPLINE: "There's a little gauge on the front panel, with a needle, and markings from 'E' to 'F.' Where is the needle pointing?"

CUSTOMER: "It's pointing to 'E.' What does that mean?"

HELPLINE: "It means that you have to visit a gasoline vendor, and purchase some more gasoline. You can install it yourself, or pay the vendor to install it for you."

CUSTOMER: "What!? I paid $$12,000 for this car! Now you tell me that I have to keep buying more components? I want a car that comes with everything built in!"

Call No. 3

HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "Your car sucks!"

HELPLINE: "What's wrong?"

CUSTOMER: "It crashed, that's what went wrong!"

HELPLINE: "What were you doing?"

CUSTOMER: "I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, and then it crashed -- and now it won't start!"

HELPLINE: "It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you expect us to do about it?"

CUSTOMER: "I want you to send me one of the latest versions that doesn't crash anymore!"

Call No. 4

HELPLINE: "General Motors Helpline, how can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "Hi! I just bought my first car, and I chose your car because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power steering, power brakes, and power door locks."

HELPLINE: "Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?"

CUSTOMER: "How do I work it?"

HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?"

CUSTOMER: "Do I know how to what?"

HELPLINE: "Do you know how to drive?"

CUSTOMER: "I'm not a technical person! I just want to go places in my car!"

taken from Omi

a scam on YM gone wrong =) very funny!

Here we go:

BUZZ!!!

J: musta?

A: pre!

J: pre musta?

A: ayus naman! balita sa iyo?

J: san ka ngyon?

A: balik pinas na

J: ah ganon ba

J: hehe buti ikaw nakauwi na

J: hehehe

J: musta na jan?

 

J: pare may problema nga ako ngyon here

J: ganito kasi pare ung mga roaming sim nang mga kasmahan ko mageexpired na

J: ang problema wala mabilan sa filipino store

J: okay lang ba pare hingi ako favor syo?

A: oo ba

J: pare pabili sana ko syo globe and smart prepaid cards

J: okay lang ba?

(By this time it was obvious he was an impostor)

A: sige!

J: pare pabili ako syo globe prepaid cards tig 500 and smart tig 500 na prepaid

J: tig 10pcs

J: okay lang ba?

A: yung lang?

A: sige!

J: oo 10pcs globe 500 and 10pcs smart 500

J: okay lang ba?

A: oo nga kulit

J: pano bili ka na ba?

A: syempre hindi pa, kakasabi mo lang eh.

J: urgent kasi pare sure ko naman ung payment tom after lunch

J: jan sa pinas

J: mag eexpired na kasi ung mga sim ng 3hours eh

A: ahhh sige. bibilisan ko ang pagbili!

 

A: kamusta na pala yung kapatid mong si Jorel?

J: okay naman sya

A: ah talaga? mabuti naman.

 

J: pano bili ka na ba?

A: pinabili ko na sa driver. antay lang,.

J: okay thank you

J: mga ilang mins kaya un?

A: siguro 30 mins

 

A: ay yung isa mo pang kapatid na si Jhudiel, nagd-droga pa din ba?

J: hindi na yata eh

J: sa wakas tumigil na din sya

A: mabuti naman.  bali ikaw nalang natitirang nagdrodroga sa angkan nyo?

J: hahaha

J: ako nga

J: hehehe

 

A: Grabe ah 5 years ka na dyan sa Namibia! Tumagal ka din! Kala ko di ka tatagal eh.

J: oo nga kala ko din hindi ko kaya eh

A: so saan ko nga pala padadala yung load?

J: thur here na lang type mo then copy ko na lang

J: para mabilis

 

J: pare brb c.r lang ako

A: CR?  Wala namang CR sa Namibia ah! Niloloko mo ba ko?

J: dito ko sa haus nang kasamahan ko

J: hahaha

J: wait lang pare

A: bilisan mo! Tagal na natin di naguusap eh. Balitaan mo pa ko kay Jorel, lang hiyang bading yun!

BUZZ!!!

A: San ka nga pala sa Namibia?

J: dito pa din sa dati

A: May papadala ako sa iyong pasalubong, yung utang kong picture ng kabayo.

J: okay cge

J: kelan mo padala?

A: Pwede siguro mamaya ipafedex ko, pati na din yung load.

J: thur here na lang ung load kasi baka hindi umabot

J: sayang lang diba?

A: oo nga pala. sige. malapit na sya.

J: hehehe

A: yung address mo ba pareho pa din?

J: oo ung pa rin

J: san ko nga pala papadala ung payment ko sayo?

A: kahit saka na yung payment, sa susunod nalang na bisita ko dyan.

J: okay cge kala ko kasi need mo ung payment eh

J: lapit na ba sya?

A: yung address mo ba, dun pa din sa Cliffs of Dover, Namibia?

J: oo ung dati pa rin

J: tama

A: Ahhh, sige.  Teka, baka naman meron kang relative na pupunta dyan mula pinas. Dun ko padala yung photo ng kabayo, pati na din celphone para kay jorel!

J: wala pa eh cge pag meron alis sbihin ko syo

J: wait lang ulit

J: brb

A: grabe ka naman, ako na nga gumagawa ng pabor sa iyo pa-alis alis ka pa.

J: sorry may inaayos kasi ako ungm mga payment nila

J: sensya ka na ha?

A: O nga pala, bakit ka sa akin humingi ng load, di ba tatay mo Vice-President ng Globe Telecoms?

J: busy kasi si erpats nagyon eh

J: mga 3weeks na kmi hindi naguusap

J: eh

A: Ah talaga? Hirap kasi ng trabaho nya eh. Marami kasing siraulong addict sa load.

J: ha?

A: diba Dad mo na-assign dun sa Load fraud Division? Yung naghahabol sa mga nakaw na load?  Nabasa ko sa dyaryo nung December.

J: bkit mo tanong?

J: ows pano nakaw?

 

A: Teka mabalik tayo kay Jorel, sila pa din ba nung Australianong bading?

J: oo sila pa din

A: May gusto kasi ako iset up kay Jorel.

J: sino naman un?

A: Si Gabe Medina, classmate ko sa Lyceum.

J: malapit na ba ung driver mo?

A: Malapit na, sabi ko dumiretso na sya sa Fedex para ipadala yung cards sa Cliff of Dover, Namibia.

J: thur here na lang diba?

J: para mabilis?

J: bkit dun mo pa papadala?

A: Ahh sabi mo kasi “Thur here” I thought you meant by Thursday andyan na.  2 day delivery kasi fedex eh

A: Sige tawagan ko uli.

J: pano thur here mo na lng ibigay ung mga cards

A: pero nabili pala nya 15 globe 5 Smart. ok lang ba? Medyo dyslexic yun eh.

J: okay lang un

 

A: Ano nga pala feeling na ikaw lang taong may celphone sa Namibia?

A: sikat ka siguro ano?

J: oo nga

A: So paano mo ko mabayaran nga pala, kahit P500 lang, pang beer ko sa Amazing Gagamba

J: bgay mo skin ung bank account mo

J: dun ko padala ung payment ko syo

A: dun pa din sa dati kong account, yung dinepositan mo dati nung nanakaw natin dun sa banko sa makati ave. alam no na, hehe.

 

A: So, ano contact number ni Jorel?

J: hindi ko kabisado eh

J: nasa haus ung phone ko eh

J: bagy ko syo maya

A: sige bigay mo sa akin mamaya ha!

A: O nga pala, tungkol dun sa makati project natin, napilitan akong patahimikin si Code Name Kepweng.  Masyado gumastos, napansin tuloy ng pulis.

J: jan na ba ung mga cards?

A: nasa may SM North na daw yung driver ko. relax ka lang, parang ayaw mo na ko kausap eh.

J: hindi puyat lang ako

A: eh tanghaling tapat ngayon dyan sa Namibia diba?

A: Alam ko parehong oras ang Pinas at Namiba.

J: oo last nyt puyat ako kaya mejo skit ulo ko

A: Ahhh, oo. Pagnag-s-snow kasi madali magkasakit. Kawawa ka naman! Nag s-snow pa din ba kahit hangang February?

J: pa tunaw na ung snow dito

A: Ahh, patunaw na.

J: kaya nga malamig sobra dito

A: Gumawa ka ng Snowman?

J: hindi no

A: Snow Tribesman?

J: hahahaha

J: hindi rin

J: whahahaha

A: pero teka mabalik sa usapan, ano na gagawin natin kay Code Name Kepweng?

A: baka magsumbong sa pulis yun eh.

J: ikaw ano ba gusto mo papatay mo na

J: hahaha

J: unahan mo na para wala na problema

A: Ikaw nalang, tutal nasa Cliffs of Dover Namibia ka, may excuse ka pagpinaghinalaan.

A: magtext ka ng tirador natin dito sa Qatar para tapus na

J: okay cge

J: ganon na lang

A: Si Tirador Bhoyet, malinis trabaho nun.  Nung pinatahimik ko biyenan ko, nagmukhang suicide!

A: text mo na!

J: maya na hindi ko dala ung c.p ko eh

 

J: san na ung driver mo?

J: lapit na ba?

A: lapit na yun siguro

J: okay

A: kayo pa din ba ni Angelo?

J: oo kami pa din why?

A: Talaga?

 

A: So umaamin ka na din na bading ka?

J: hehehe

J: joke lang

J: ikaw tlaga hindi ka na mabiro

J: hahaha

A: Hahaha, sabi ko na nga ba

J: hindi ah

A: Kasi nung nakita kitang hubad kasami ni Angelo, naniwala agad ako na lovers kayo.

J: hahaha lol ndi noh

A: Hahahaha. Ano oras na dyan?

J: 1:25

J: why?

A: Uy dito din!

J: pareho nga time diba?

A: 1:25 pm?

J: oo

A: Ang galing!

A: E diba nasa kabilang dulo ka ng mundo?  Inaabot ka pa din ng araw?

J: may cam ka ba?

A: meron! ikaw?

J: wala ako paview naman jan?

A: bakit nakalimutan mo na itsura ko? hahaha

J: hehehe

J: hindi namn

J: paview

A: ganun pa din,  straight hair, mestizo, may scar sa left eye galing dun sa tinira natin sa quiapo

J: oo alam ko

A: haha kaw talaga wala naman ako scar eh.

J: kya nga alam ko eh

J: hahaha

J: alam ko na pinag tritripan mo lang ako

A: Ikaw talaga minsan mo lang ako kausapin, para lang humingi ng load. relax ka lang, mabilis na yun walang traffic eh

 

A: Kwentuhan mo ko tungkol dun sa nabuntis mong kabayo.

J: may kasama kasi ako here maya na tyo usap na ganyan

A: ayan narinig ko na busina

J: okay cge

A: Basta bigay mo cel number ng kapatid mong si Jorel ha

J: oo mamaya pag uwi ko

J: jan na ba?

A: O nga pala, may tanong ako.  Wala kasing roaming ang Globe sa Namibia eh.

A: kaya Sun yung gamit mo dati

J: meron kaya

J: para sa mga kasamahan ko yan

J: sideline

J: jan na ba ung mga cards?

A: ayaw ko na ikaw kausap, cards lang ang pakialam mo.

J: kasi nga urgent

A: Nakalimutan mo na ba yung pinagsamahan natin sa Antipolo?

J: alam ko un ano ka ba

A: Buti ka pa. Ako di ko maalala eh.

 

J: cge cancel na nga lang

J: kasi parang ayaw mo eh

A: hindi naman kalokohan yun eh.  Serious yun.  Pinagusapan natin ang mga theories ni Nietzsche about existentialism at mga faults ng mga post-modernist economists

A: hehe nililibang lang kita habang wala pa si driver

J: kala ko ba jan na sya?

A: nasa unang palapag pa siguro

A: sira kasi elevator sa condo eh

J: paki sure kasi nakausap ko na ung mga kasamahan ko here

A: pakilala mo naman sa akin mga kasamahan mo dyan.  Im lonely.

J: okay cge

A: Hello! Si Tingting po ito.

A: Nice to meet you.

A: Kaibigan po ako ni Jay.

A: Pero mas close ako kay Jorel.

J: ah okay po

A: Who is dis pls?

J: jay

A: NYAH! akala ko yung mga friends mo na kausap ko.

J: hahaha maya na pare

J: unahin muna natin ung busnes natin

A: business? pano naging business to? di naman ako kikita

J: hehehe sobrahan ko na lng ung pyment ko syo para may kita ka din

A: yung business yung ginawa natin sa Makati! e do 450,000 pesos agad yun isang oras lang!

J: hahaha

A: sige! padala mo sa bank accounr ko, yung dati pa din. pagnakita ko na, padala ko na sa iyo yung load!

J: ngayon na kasi nga urgent eh

J: sure ko naman huhulog ko ung payment ko eh

A: E pano ko malaman di mo tatakbuhin yung load?

J: sus naman un lang tatakbo ko pa

A: hahaha, tandaan mo, nung pinutol ko daliri mo last year? huwag kang gagawa uli ng kalokohan ha!

J: hehehe

A: tagal ng driver ko! pati ako naiinip

A: mahina kasi puso nun. di nya kaya itakbo sa 32nd floor

J: oo nga eh san na ba sya?

 

A: Pare may kaibigan pala ko taga Namibia.  Labas kayo minsan. 

A: My friend’s name is Dkembe.

J: okay

A: tawagan mo si Dkembe, ipa missed call mo dali.  I sent him a message sabi ko tatawagan mo sya

A: lumalabas pa din kayo dyan ni Hifikepunye Pohamba

J: hindi na

A: Ahh, dun ka na napalapit kay Simba?

A: Di kasi magkasundo yun eh

A: nasa 14th floor na daw si driver! malapit na!!!!

J: okay wait ko na lng

A: Kamustahin mo ko kay Mufasa ha!

J: puro ka kalokohan

A: bakit?

A: Ikaw nga dyan eh.  Ikaw utak sa lahat ng mga scam natin dati hehe

A: Buti nalang PNP ako kung hindi, huli na tayo matagal na!

J: oo nga eh

J: san na ba ung driver?

A: siguro nasa 16th floor na yun by now

J: kasi mageexpired na ung mga sim eh

A: ang galing mo no, alam mo precise hour kung kailan mag expire.  iba ka talaga!

J: sus naman hindi pa nag elevator

A: sira nga! di ka ba nagbabasa?

J: cancel na nga lang

J: parang di ka seryoso eh

A: hehehe ikaw talagta, madrama

A: Hehe sige sorry na magseseryoso na ko

J: cancel mo na lng

A: Nagtaka lang ako kasi si Jorel 2 years na nung pinatay nung Sigue Sigue gang

A: Natuwa lang ako na ibang jorel pala yun

J: cancel mo na lng ung mga load

A: ha? nabili ko na eh! sayang!

J: kahit na kasi puro ka kalokohan sinabi ko na  na may kasama ko here

J: puro ka kalokohan

A: Gusto mo pahatid ko sa driver dyan sa Cliffs of Dover?

J: pahatid mo

A: ikaw pa galit! grabe ka naman. nahurt ako.

J: bhala ka

J: sus

J: ako pa

A: ay teka may tawaga ako

A: Uy, ikaw tong tumatawag sa akin ah! hahaha. sagutin ko ba o nagt-trip ka lang?

A: bilisan mo, sasagutin ko to sige ka, mahal bayad

J: bhala ka

J: hindi ako yan

A: talaga? sabi ikaw sa caller ID eh. impostor siguro!

J: cge cancel na lang bye

A: ayan andito na!

J: sino?

A: si driver

A: ayan makuskos nga yung password

J: go

A: ano gusto mo unahin globe o smart?

J: globe

A: smart na lang

J: globe muna

A: O nga pala nagbebenta ako longanisa, gusto mo?

A: Bigyan kita discount!

J: san na ung cards?

A: andito na! bili ka muna longanisa habang binubuksan ko!

A: Bigyan kita free sample!

J: type mo na here

A: hindi pwede itype ang longanisa. dapat iprito!

J: ung cards

J: anu aka ba

A: Ahhh heto binubuksan na po

A: Ilang order mo? Meron akong Vigan, saka meron din akong British Longanisa.

J: niloloko mo ba ko

A: hindi nga!  Masarap sya, bentang benta sa pnp yan!

J: puta cencel na lang

J: bye

J: puta

A: o sige na

A: huwag ka magmura!

J: ganyan ka na pala ha

J: cge bye

A: magbabago na ako !

A: JAAAAAY!!!!

A: JAAAAAAY!

A: Ito na!

A: Card No. 10293847561

A: Password: Walang Asenso Pinas Dahil sa Mga Gagong Tulad Mo! Maghanap ka ng Disenteng Trabaho!

J: Ulol.

***

And that, my friends, is how you fuck ‘em up real nice.

from Paul Sadowski

You entered: John Andrew S. Delos Santos

There are 22 letters in your name.
Those 22 letters total to 85
There are 7 vowels and 15 consonants in your name.
 
What your first name means:

Shakespearean	Male	'Henry IV' Prince. 'Henry VI' John Talbot. 'King Henry VI, III' John Mortimer, Montgomery, & Somerville. 'King John'. 'Merry Wives of Windsor' John Falstaff. 'Much Ado About Nothing' Don John. 'Richard II' John of Gaunt. 'Romeo And Juliet' Friar.
Hebrew	Male	Jehovah has been gracious; has shown favor. In the bible John the Baptist baptized Christ in the Jordan river. Variants have been created in almost every language.
Biblical	Male	The grace or mercy of the Lord

Your number is: 4

The characteristics of #4 are: A foundation, order, service, struggle against limits, steady growth.

The expression or destiny for #4:
Order, service, and management are the cornerstones of the number 4 Expression. Your destiny is to express wonderful organization skills with your ever practical, down-to-earth approach. You are the kind of person who is always willing to work those long, hard hours to push a project through to completion. A patience with detail allows you to become expert in fields such as building, engineering, and all forms of craftsmanship. Your abilities to write and teach may lean toward the more technical and detailed. In the arts, music will likely be your choice. Artistic talents may also appear in such fields as horiculture and floral arrangement, as well. Many skilled physicians and especially surgeons have the 4 Expression.

The positive attitudes of the 4 Expression yield responsibility; you are one who no doubt, fulfills obligations, and is highly systematic and orderly. You are serious and sincere, honest and faithful. It is your role to help and you are required to do a good job at everything you undertake.

If there is too much 4 energies present in your makeup, you may express some of the negative attitudes of the number 4. The obligations that you face may tend to create frustration and feelings of limitation or restriction. You may sometimes find yourself nursing negative attitudes in this regard and these can keep you in a rather low mood. Avoid becoming too rigid, stubborn, dogmatic, and fixed in your opinions. You may have a tendency to develop and hold very strong likes and dislikes, and some of these may border on the classification of prejudice. The negative side of 4 often produces dominant and bossy individuals who use disciplinarian to an excess. These tendencies must be avoided. Finally, like nearly all with 4 Expression, you must keep your eye on the big picture and not get overly wrapped up in detail and routine.

Your Soul Urge number is: 3

A Soul Urge number of 3 means:
With the Soul Urge number 3 your desire in life is personal expression, and generally enjoying life to its fullest. You want to participate in an active social life and enjoy a large circle of friends. You want to be in the limelight, expressing your artistic or intellectual talents. Word skills may be your thing; speaking, writing, acting, singing. In a positive sense, the 3 energy is friendly, outgoing and always very social.

You have a decidedly upbeat attitude that is rarely discouraged; a good mental and emotional balance.

The 3 Soul Urge gives intuitive insight, thus, very high creative and inspirational tendencies. The truly outstanding trait shown by the 3 Soul Urge is that of self-expression, regardless of the field of endeavor.

On the negative side, you may at times become too easygoing and too optimistic, tending to scatter forces and accomplish very little. Often, the excessive 3 energy produces non-stop talkers. Everyone has faults, but the 3 soul urge doesn't appreciate having these pointed out.

Your Inner Dream number is: 1

An Inner Dream number of 1 means:
You dream of being a leader and one who is in charge. You want to be known for your courage, daring, and original ideas. You seek unconquered heights. People may get a first impression that you are very aggressive and sure of yourself.

Happy Slip Fans' Day

Die-hard Happy Slip fans, your prayers have been answered! We heard your pleas, rants, and frustrations… and so did Happy Slip. Due to insistent public demand, Christine Gambito (a.k.a. Happy Slip) will hold another meet-and-greet for her legions of fans in the Philippines! Don’t miss the chance to see your idol on February 8, 1:00PM – 4:00PM at Mag:net Café, Bonifacio High Street, Fort Bonifacio Global City.

Fans will have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to get up close and personal with the Internet celebrity.

We hope to see you there! Let’s all make Happy Slip’s stay in the Philippines as happy as possible!

 

Happy Slip Fans’ Day
February 8, 2008, Friday
Mag:net Café, Bonifacio High Street
1:00PM – 4:00PM
Open to the Public

 

Event Mechanics:

• Door open at 1:00 PM; close at 4:00 PM
• No pre-registration required.  Participants must register at the door [name, email add, contact number] or leave their business card.   Registrants will be accommodated on a first come, first served basis.
• Only 100 people will be allowed inside the venue at a time (excluding ushers and other Yehey! employees)
• Each person is only allowed maximum of two (2) minutes with Christine to chat, have autograph signed and take photos
• Once a person’s allotted time with Happy Slip is up, they must leave the venue to give room for others
• You may bring digital or video cameras
• Entrance is free but food and drinks will not be serve

Happy Slip will have a meet and greet @ Mag:net Café, Bonifacio High Street and only the first 100 registrants can go and meet this wonderful and talented girl. The final list is out and I wasn't on it (as expected). I felt really donw because I'm really looking forward on meeting her. But then again life sucks and I must accept how things came out *sigh*

I was suspended again this time it's about my sig, which I used for the past 3 weeks. It all started when I called the attention of the mods about GM Tristan III shameless plugging of his blog on Ragnaboatrds. The topic was deleted and I was given a suspension (which Is only found out when I attempted to reply on a topic). So I used my 2nd account to ask the reason behind the suspension and all they gave is a violation of the signature. Come on? 14 days suspension for the sig which i only 16 pixels larger?

read the details here

My friend created a thread when all my accounts were suspended

My lifelong friend is leaving the Philippines today and it is uncertain when we'll see each other again. I will really miss her..

This song is dedicated to her

Farewell by Raymond Lauchengco

We used to be frightened and scared to try
Of things we don't really understand why
We laugh for a moment and start to cry
We were crazy

Now that the end is already here
We reminisce 'bout old yells and cheers
Even if our last hurrahs were never clear

Chorus:

Farewell to you, my friends
We'll see each other again
Don't cry 'cause it's not the end of ev'rything
I may be miles away
But here is where my heart will stay
With you
My friends, with you

Yesterday's atreasure, today is here
Tomorrow on its way, the sky is clear
Thank you for the mem'ries
Of all the laughter and tears

And not to mention our doubts and our fears
The hypertension we gave to our peers
It's really funny to look back
After all of these years

Farewell to you, my friends
We'll see each other again
Don't cry 'cause it's not the end of ev'rything
I may be miles away
But here is where my heart will stay
With you
My friends, with you

Chorus 2:

Farewell to you, my friends
We'll see each other again
Don't worry 'cause it's not the end of ev'rything
I may be oceans away
But here is where my heart will stay
With you
My friends, with you
With you, my friends
With only you

I'm not a fan of Apple Mac but when I saw that Macbook Air , I forgot I was a Microsoft fanboy!. Come on, do you see that thin notebook? Heck, maybe it's as thin as a potato chip! It's like a mammoth trampled over that piece of gadgetry! For a price of $1799 dollars, You'll have on your hands the worlds thinnest notebook! See the pictures!

I found this at geekculture.com

What situation would the World's Thinnest Notebook most excel at?

• Fixing a wobbly table at a restaurant.
• If the cookie jar was just .16 inch out of your reach!
• Makes a fine serving tray.
• Doormat?
• Slipping into the World's Fattest Guy's pocket.
• Causing my drool gland to overwork

LOL!

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My fave internet personality Happy Slip is coming here to visit! She'll be posting the details and the time and place so that we can meet her. I'm sooo looking forward to it.

Details here

Behold the Oracle's wisdom:

Personality type: Ass-clown

You tell people that you're an executive at your company. You think that your repeated references to being "addicted" to caffeine make you seem intriguing and dangerous. People think you're a sucker because you spend 60% of your annual income at Starbucks. Everyone who drinks Toffee Nut Frappuccino Venti ends up addicted to crack.

Also drinks: Zima
Can also be found at: Karaoke bars

WTF?! Darth Vader and Yoda on Soul Calibur 4!

DISCLAIMER: Everything you read here is pure fiction, if ever any one of them resembles a real show, it's so damn coincidence.

New line-up of shows for primetime:

Patayin sa Sarap si Barbara

Barbara is being hunted by a horny ghost which lives on a sex doll named Chloe.

Kinky Kids

Four horny kids battle it out against the sex ninjas

Lumobo

A very beautiful girl holds a secret, which his boyfriend found out nine months after!

Maging Pokpok ka man

A very dramatic experience of a prostitute who fell in love with one of his customers.

I hate to break the joy of the coming of 2008 but a friend of mine, my former student and fellow gamer passed away today. He was hospitalized last December 30 due to an accident and was fighting for his life when 2007 ended. Axell Frias, age 20, was taken by our Creator today around 12pm at Makati Med. He was my student before when I first taught at AMA Computer University, my officer at Sounds Of Nativity (which I was the adviser) and my fellow gamer, my psp buddy. He will forever be know as "TEH PWNERER". Axell, wherever you are, your family, friends and girlfriend will always love you. Even if its GAME OVER man you'll will always be part of the Top 10 ranking.

Pinost lang ito ng friend ko sa Friendster, read on:

Sa PGH, may tinatawag na Central
Block. Nandoon ang Radiology
Department kung saan ginagawa ang mga
X-rays, Ultrasound, CT Scan at
Radiotherapy.

Dito ko naobserbahan ang evolution ng
mga pinoy medical terms. May mga
pasyente o bantay na aking
nasasalubong, ang madalas magtanong ng
direksyon.

Mga Versions ng CT Scan: (Ganon na rin
yon, no!)
1. "Dok saan po ba ang Siete Scan?"
2. "Doc saan po ba magpapa-CT Skull"
3. "Doc saan po ba CT Scalp"
4. "Doc saan po ang CT Scam?"

Madalas akong mapagtanungan ng
direction papunta sa Cobalt Room. "Doc
saan po ba ang Cobal" Yes, laging
walang T, marami na ang ginagamit na
term ay Cobal. Saan napunta ang "T".
Marami din kasing nagtatanong, "Doc,
saan po ba ang papuntang X-Tray?"
Conclusion: Ang "T" ng Cobalt, ay
napunta sa X-Tray.

7:00 am. Nagbigay ang kasamahan kong
doktor ng instruction sa bantay ng
pasyente, "Mister, punta po kayo sa
Central Block at magpa-schedule kayo
ng X-ray ng pasyente ninyo."
3:00 pm. Kadarating lang ng bantay.
Nagalit na ang doktor, "Mister, bakit
namang napakatagal ninyong bumalik?
Pina-schedule ko lang naman ang X-ray
ah." Sumagot ang bantay, "Eh kasi po
Doc, ang tagal kong naghintay sa gate,
haggang sabihin ng guwardiya na sarado
daw po ang Central Bank kasi Sabado
ngayon." (Nasa Roxas Blvd ang Bangko
Sentral ng Pilipinas, at sarado nga
naman yon kapag Sabado, ( hihihihihi)

Nang mag-rotate ako as intern sa
Pediatrics ng PGH, mahal na mahal
talaga ng mga nanay ang kanilang mga
anak na may sakit. Pilit nilang
tinatandaan ang mga gamot at tawag sa
sakit ng kanilang anak.

Doktor: "Mrs. ano po ang mga gamot na
iniinom ng anak niyo?"
Mrs 1: "Doc phenobarbiedoll po."
Doktor: "Ah baka po phenobarbital. "
(Gamot sa convulsion ang phenobarbital)

Doktor: "Mrs. ano po ba ang antibiotic
na iniinom ng anak ninyo?"
Mrs 2: "Doc metromanilazole po."
Doktor: "Ah baka po metronidazole. "
(Gamot sa amoeba ang metronidazole)

Ang tawag sa recovery room ng PGH ay
PACU (Post- Anesthesia Care Unit)
Doktor: "Mrs., tapos na po ang
operasyong ng anak ninyo, punta na po
kayo sa PACU.
Mrs 3: "Eh Doc, saan po s a Paco? Sa
may simbahan po ba o sa may palengke?

Doktor: "Mrs. ano po ba ang sinabi ng
dating doktor kung ano daw ang sakit
ng inyong anak?"
Mrs 4: "Eh Doc sabi po niya Tragedy of
Fallot.
Doktor: "Ah baka po Tetralogy of
Fallot (Isang congenital Heart Disease
ang Tetralogy of Fallot)

Biglang nagtatarang ang isang nanay at
sumigaw.
Mrs. 5: "Scissors! Scissors! Nag-
sciscissors ang anak ko, Doc!"
Doktor: "Nurse, diazepam please, nag-
seizure ang pasyente!

Doktor: "Mrs. ano daw po ba ang sakit
ng anak ninyo?"
Mrs. 6: May ketong daw po.

In-examine ng doktor ang balat ng
pasyente. Wala siyang makitang
senyales ng ketong. Tumawag pa si ya
ng isang dermatologist para mag-
examine nang husto. Wala talaga.

Doktor: "Mrs. sigurado po ba kayong
ketong ang sakit ng bata?"
Mrs 6: "Eh iyon po ang sabi ng doktor
niya dati.Mataas daw po ang ketong sa
ihi dahil may diabetes."
Doktor: "Ah ketone po yon! (Ang
positive ketone sa ihi ay senyales ng
kumplikasyon ng diabetes.)

Doktor: (Sa buntis na mrs. na nagle-
labor) "Mrs.pumutok na po ba ang
panubigan mo?"
Mrs 7: "Eh Doc, wala naman po akong
narinig na pagsabog. " (Hanep!)

Dear friends! Sama sama tayong pumunta!

Christmas time is definitely the time of the year for Toys. As the demand for gifts and toys rise during this season, people look all around town for the best bargains, the best finds and the most sought after toys of the year. That is why Collectibles Unlimited in partnership with the SM Megatrade Hall proudly bring you the “2ND Annual Toys and Collectibles Christmas Fair” in line with the SM Megamall’s “International Christmas Festival 2007”. Now on its second year, the Christmas Toyfair features the best selection of kiddie toys, dolls, action figures, die cast cars, licensed merchandising and high end collectibles this side of town. The event will also be highlighted by toy exhibits and an art gallery of the best local comicbook artists, raffles and games. Another highly anticipated activity is the live auction where kids and collectors bid for highly sought-after items and win them for way below their actual value. Toy collectors will have a 3 day toy show of their collections featuring the rarest and vintage toy collection like G.I. Joe, Transformers, Zoids and comic action figures, and also they will feature the upcoming toys for 2008. There will also be a Christmas theme Cosplay fashion show on the 2nd day feat. the best and cool anime costume and Japanese fashion. Sponsored by MaxiCollector and 2rats, this year’s Christmas Toyfair will be held at the SM Megatrade Hall 2, from Dec 21 to 23, 10: 00 Am to 10:00 Pm. For inquiries, please call the Megatrade Hall at 634-7617 or 633-1697. Visit the event website at http://www.toycon.co.cc or http://toyconph.multiply.com or you may contact us at 0917 9802643 or email us at toyconph@gmail.com Visit http://www.toycon.co.cc or http://toycon.blogspot.com and http://toyconph.multiply.com

taken from ToyconPH

Whoa! around 12:02am today I felt the earthquake! unlike before, this one's really "rocked my world" luckily it happened so fast.

I thought I was dizzy but hey it's an earthquake! Maybe Toph was practicing her airbending skills. or she's teaching Aang some new techniques. 

Hello, my friend is selling her Epson Stylus C90 printer for only P2,200. It was used only for a month and it is still in good condition and under warranty. Box, manual and all that stuff is included.

RFS: Aalis na friend ko papuntang abroad eh, laptop kasi gamit niya at binili niya lang ung printer pang print ng important documents.

Meet-up points: Trinoma, SM North Edsa, SM Marilao

Item info:

http://www.epson.com.ph/products/printers/inkjet/EPSON_Stylus_C90.shtml